Admit It, You Love To Keep Tabs On All The Fluff Around

IN HIS book Summing Up, the great Somerset Maugham said ``there is not one of us who, if all the ins and outs of our sexual lives were put on public display would not be thought of as monsters," and I for one think it's pretty true. At least for most of you. Oh, pipe down, Shane, for once we're not talking just about you and your life. (Though we'll get to that.) We're talking about just why it is that, fair dinkum, every time the Herald or any major newspaper runs a story even remotely to do with